The side of squidward we see vs the side of squidward the media doesn’t show
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I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live
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the government, watching me from the cameras: “the lack of motivation on this girl. incredible.”
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*jumps over hole in sidewalk* yea you could say im pretty fucking athletic
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"Those who are heartless once cared too much."
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